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OUTSIDE THIS ROOM (short stories)

It is my deepest regret to inform you that the situation is the same. There is no plot. No world peace. No Lochness Monster. No free air property. No factotum. No lowered gas prices. No drop in unemployment. No difference. Things here continue to put along at a garden ambler’s pace. The engines pulse and jolt you back into your body. “What were you dreaming of?” She asks.“I forget.” You say, because you really have forgotten now. The train lurches and the engine smoke billows.You’re leaving the station together and the train begins gliding on its metal path through the snow field under a starry night.

BEEFY (poetry)

In lieu of nada or if only to place a brief comma in your day, I have here a collection of poems entitled “Beefy” for you. They are sometimes sweet, sometimes absurd, sometimes funny, sometimes rude and often entertaining, but all in all, they arent anything if they spend a lifetime in a folder of a folder of a folder on some hard drive I’ll probably lose soon. So, I hope this collection finds you when you need it most. Any notes you have are welcomed, albeit walking a hairline’s edge along the shores of “tough titties” and may never be seen, heard from, nor considered again (those costlines are very peculiar, as we well know).